I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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