Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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