Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
