i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I love you. Go after that dick
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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