just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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