At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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