I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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