she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
