the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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