i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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