it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
