I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just gift wrapped bread.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
