We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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