can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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