check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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