it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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