I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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