Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
where does the pee come out of this thing
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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