If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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