I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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