Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
