Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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