I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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