The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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