Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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