who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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