I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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