How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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