no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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