I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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