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i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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