do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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