You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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