I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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