I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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