Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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