Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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