her vagine was all disorganized.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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