He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
