Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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