White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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