these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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