You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
40s are totally the cure
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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