How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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