thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
