you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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