and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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