i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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