This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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