So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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