Dual....:-)
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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