and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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