Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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